http://hissychick.com One husband. Two IVF/ICSI pixies. Three seconds before my next hissyfit. Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:07:13 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Our lovely new floors already have a mighty big scratch and dent in a spot right in front of the TV where, last night, I threw and smashed a plate in sheer frustration, anger, and sadness. And then followed through with a sobbing fit that the entire street could hear. Don't ...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Hissychick/~4/471851383" height="1" width="1"/> http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Hissychick/~3/471851383/ http://hissychick.com/2008/12/02/damaged-goods/ Dearest friends inside of the computer, I may be offline for a few days as we* are ripping up the carpet and getting the floorboards done over the next few days.  The rugrats and I will be staying at my parents house in the interim. I will catch up with you ...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Hissychick/~4/462499208" height="1" width="1"/> http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Hissychick/~3/462499208/ http://hissychick.com/2008/11/23/floored/ A (playing with some new Little People that I had thrown into our weekly shopping on a $4 whim): Emily*, I need a plane for my dollies so that we can fly to Nanny and Pa's house together. Me: Well why don't you write a letter to Santa and ask him?  ...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Hissychick/~4/459478400" height="1" width="1"/> http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Hissychick/~3/459478400/ http://hissychick.com/2008/11/20/completely-sussed/ Hello internerds. I have nothing of note to post and am in a very hissy mood because E, although mostly and slowly recovered, has decided to scream blue murder if she is placed in a cot to sleep anytime between 6 am and 8pm. I in turn have been spending a ...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Hissychick/~4/455800795" height="1" width="1"/> http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Hissychick/~3/455800795/ http://hissychick.com/2008/11/17/time-out-2/ Tell me people, whatever happened to the good old fashioned 24 hour stomach bug?   E is still sick. She has lost so much weight and has so little energy from this stupid illness and the lack of sleep that has accompanied it (daytime sleep even though I am waking one ...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Hissychick/~4/462528271" height="1" width="1"/> http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Hissychick/~3/462528271/ http://hissychick.com/2008/11/12/not-doing-sick-very-well-2/ Mr hissychick has a new and charming nickname for me, and it is the title of this post.  Add this new moniker to the facial hair that he is sporting in support of Movember and he has just guaranteed that he will not get any action for quite some time ...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Hissychick/~4/448278153" height="1" width="1"/> http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Hissychick/~3/448278153/ http://hissychick.com/2008/11/10/crotch-vomit/ Voters of the USA,Well done.  The rest of the world thanks you.Now let us never speak of the last eight years of lunacy again.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Hissychick/~4/443919339" height="1" width="1"/> http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Hissychick/~3/443919339/ http://hissychick.com/2008/11/06/about-bloody-time/ Cheeky gorgeous miss E, I’ve been meaning to write an update post on you for a while, slack tart Mummy that I am. Sorry about that my darling.You are so completely and utterly delicious right now that I  vacillate between wanting to press pause so that I can savour this ...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Hissychick/~4/462712708" height="1" width="1"/> http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Hissychick/~3/462712708/ http://hissychick.com/2008/11/04/sweet-sixteen-2/ That was the reason we overheard A giving her Melbourne based grandparents on the phone tonight for Friday night's shenanigans. Funny as that was I most certainly wasn't laughing when mr hissychick told me that he had called an ambulance en route to the hospital when A was drooling because ...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Hissychick/~4/439830706" height="1" width="1"/> http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Hissychick/~3/439830706/ http://hissychick.com/2008/11/02/i-was-just-pretending-to-be-a-money-box/ Want to hear the one about the defiant threenager who, upon being told  that the coins she has been saving for a trip into the city to visit Daddy at work have been put away in a safe place because: a) she had been putting them in her mouth because it's ...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Hissychick/~4/437942974" height="1" width="1"/> http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Hissychick/~3/437942974/ http://hissychick.com/2008/10/31/friday-night-funny-not/