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And so it continues

Saturday, April 4th, 2009

Am currently dealing with the spew crusted towels and sheets from E’s 3 am vomit fest And it is raining, and I have a backlog of of washing thhhhissssssssssssss big Suffice to say all attempts to cut down on electricity usage after last quarter’s monster bill are out the window Which is really rather funny [...]

You may never hear from him again

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

It’s been a long week, one that has seen A spend two nights in hospital with a mystery virus (we’re talking an almost 40 degree fever that did not come down for sixteen hours)and from which she has bounced back to her farking four self of late.  Today’s highlight was  having I hate you and [...]

Dumped

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

No I haven’t abandoned you dear friends inside the computer, I’ve just been spending a lot of my time in the toilet thanks to the gastro bug that snuck up on me during our Melbourne trip (round #1: The Vomiting), teased me through my two days of work (Round #2: the fatiguing), king hit me [...]

Not doing sick very well

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

Tell me people, whatever happened to the good old fashioned 24 hour stomach bug?   E is still sick. She has lost so much weight and has so little energy from this stupid illness and the lack of sleep that has accompanied it (daytime sleep even though I am waking one to two hourly in the [...]

Crotch vomit

Monday, November 10th, 2008

Mr hissychick has a new and charming nickname for me, and it is the title of this post.  Add this new moniker to the facial hair that he is sporting in support of Movember and he has just guaranteed that he will not get any action for quite some time yet. I’ve worn several episodes [...]

The sound of one bottom trumpeting

Friday, October 31st, 2008

Lucky me, I contracted a mild gastro bug from young E. By mild I mean I didn’t vomit, but let’s just say that I had a hard time explaining to a newly minted “I can use all the toilets of the world now!” A why Mummy has had to stay close to home and our [...]

Having a barf

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

Today us hillfolk ventured down to Lollipops Playland with a group of friends and had a great time.  Our mother’s group Mums and Dads got a chance to catch up while our threenagers raced around together, gleefully burning up energy and practically fizzing with sugar enhanced excitement. I also spent a lot of time fielding [...]

Pop quiz

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

You are awaiting your latest fix of she who is hissychick. Pick your preferred post topic and style from the following: A: A short snappy post about something ludicrously funny from the world of parenting a threenager and a toddler, that may or may not include quotes from eldest daughter and/or photos of both girls  [...]

What goes down must come back up.

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

Last night it was my turn for a spew. Pity it happened to be when the water was off while mr hissychick was installing a new bathroom tap. I just made it to the backyard and left a voluminous deposit that our local wildlife left untouched and said husband had to cover with sand this [...]

Hooray for boobies

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Another day, another night of chew (on boob) and spew (on everyone and everything every hour or so)…. However we have hopefully, hopefully turned the corner. I took little miss E to the doctor this morning, and although concerned that this bug has gone on and on and that the spewing had returned,  seemed to [...]

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