mr hissychick
And so that was Christmas but we’ve only just begun..
Tuesday, December 29th, 2009Those of you that endure my status updates on Farcebook will already know that Christmas 2009 chez hissychick was not quite the festive and relaxed affair that I had hoped for. Instead, the husband decided to get out of Christmas lunch with the inlaws and opening/assembling any further craptastic plastic toys by developing pancreatitis and, [...]
Living by the Yo Gabba Gabba creed
Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009Think happy thoughts, happy thoughts That’s what you gotta do Think happy thoughts, happy thoughts And a smile’ll come back to you Thanks for all of your kind messages everyone. I’m pleased to say that mr hissychick has started the ball rolling in terms of appropriate treatment and has been making a concerted effort in [...]
You may never hear from him again
Thursday, April 2nd, 2009It’s been a long week, one that has seen A spend two nights in hospital with a mystery virus (we’re talking an almost 40 degree fever that did not come down for sixteen hours)and from which she has bounced back to her farking four self of late. Today’s highlight was having I hate you and [...]
That went well
Thursday, February 12th, 2009Chez hissychick last night, I’m at the loungeroom computer and mr hissychick next to me, simultaneously typing on his laptop and watching TV. hissychick (deftly clicking away her credit card points while booking flights to Melbourne): We’re booked to fly out on the 25th and return on the 28th. A will be so excited to [...]
Too pretty for prison
Thursday, September 25th, 2008Mr hissychick, as transformed by miss A. Jewels from dress up box collection, rubber snake (unfortunately out of shot) from expedition to Featherdale Wildlife Park, eyebrow ring model’s own:
Seventh heaven
Monday, September 15th, 2008Seven years ago today mr hissychick and I became contractually obliged to love each other. And so far neither of us have sued for breach of promise! Happy anniversary love of my life, my best friend and wonderful father of our two children. Here’s to many more magical years together. Hopefully this evening will be [...]
Postcards from the edge
Friday, August 8th, 2008To whom it may concern at Huggies Inc, I have lined your pockets with many dollars over the past three and a half years, initially because of the fact that the scary plasti-chemical combo you include in your nappies is the only one not to give my oldest daughter nappy rash. So please tell me [...]
“I love you Shane! My wife says it’s OK…”
Sunday, July 6th, 2008Mr hissychick shouted these exact words out during the Sydney vs Collingwood AFL match we attended last night. We were in the tenth row from the boundary, well within earshot of said player. The father of my children was wearing E’s baby magpies beanie at the time, and kept bopping me in the head with [...]
Arise from thy sickbed soon oh husband of mine (purely for your own benefit of course)
Monday, May 5th, 2008Mr hissychick has the vapors, or the plague, or whatever the fuck it is that men suffer from and what we women refer to as a head cold. Being that he is not like most men, and doesn’t demand anything other than to be left alone to rest and recover I feel that it is [...]
Hot text
Friday, February 22nd, 2008If there is one thing I have to thank my MIL for, it’s mr hissychick’s love of celebrity gossip. Reared from a very early age on a steady diet of Woman’s Day and New Idea magazines, he is always first with the latest news from the world of entertainment. Take this morning’s series of text [...]