mr hissychick

Too pretty for prison

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

Mr hissychick, as transformed by miss A. Jewels from dress up box collection, rubber snake (unfortunately out of shot) from expedition to Featherdale Wildlife Park, eyebrow ring model’s own:
 

Seventh heaven

Monday, September 15th, 2008

Seven years ago today mr hissychick and I became contractually obliged to love each other. And so far neither of us have sued for breach of promise!
Happy anniversary love of my life, my best friend and wonderful father of our two children. Here’s to many more magical years together. Hopefully this evening will be free […]

Postcards from the edge

Friday, August 8th, 2008

To whom it may concern at Huggies Inc,
I have lined your pockets with many dollars over the past three and a half years, initially because of the fact that the scary plasti-chemical combo you include in your nappies is the only one not to give my oldest daughter nappy rash.
So please tell me why my […]

“I love you Shane! My wife says it’s OK…”

Sunday, July 6th, 2008

Mr hissychick shouted these exact words out during the Sydney vs Collingwood AFL match we attended last night. We were in the tenth row from the boundary, well within earshot of said player.  The father of my children was wearing E’s baby magpies beanie at the time, and kept bopping me in the head with […]

Arise from thy sickbed soon oh husband of mine (purely for your own benefit of course)

Monday, May 5th, 2008

Mr hissychick has the vapors, or the plague, or whatever the fuck it is that men suffer from and what we women refer to as a head cold.
Being that he is not like most men, and doesn’t demand anything other than to be left alone to rest and recover I feel that it is my […]

Hot text

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

If there is one thing I have to thank my MIL for, it’s mr hissychick’s love of celebrity gossip. Reared from a very early age on a steady diet of Woman’s Day and New Idea magazines, he is always first with the latest news from the world of entertainment. Take this morning’s series of text […]