I will catch up with you all upon my return. Stay tuned for exciting posts about just how lopsided my boobs have become now that E has weaned from loser lefty during the cutting of her bottom eye teeth, whether A really did use the word “undead” in a complex conversation with her hapless father and whether a Boonie mo proudly sported by your husband as Movember draws to a close does in fact spice up your life between the sheets.

Then again, Maybe not.

* By we I mean that mr hissychick is doing all the hard manual  prep work and furniture removal tomorrow while I distract the kids with a visit to see Santa in the city.  Fair division of labour, no?