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Can’t blog, must tidy

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

Need some sense of space and order.
Clean lines= calm mood = much better behaved Mummy…right?
RIGHT?
Sigh. Somebody around here has ordered a large serve of PMS with extra severe mood swings and I’m bloody well not happy about it.
(I hope disposable nappy bags and breast pads aren’t too toxic because E has attempted to sample both […]

E the connoisseur (another fine parenting example)

Monday, April 7th, 2008

E managed to consume a small quantity of Dettol waterless handwash just before bed last night. How she even managed to obtain the offending pump still amazes me because it involved real climbing skill. Of course it had absolutely nothing to do with a lapse in supervision while I was attending to A’s […]

Stating the obvious

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Apologies in advance for the non witty and poorly written post. But.
But.
I’m going to start with the positives: E does high fives and can now perch up  on her knees as she plays and reaches for toys, a key precusror to pulling to a stand.. A has started to draw pictures you can actually recognise […]

Anarchy chez hissychick, rhinovirus style

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

It is lurgy central here at chez hissychick, with A, E and I succumbing to colds of the extremely snotty nosed variety. We’ve all dealt with it in our own way:

A being A was happy to while away an entire day watching episodes of Playschool, and was back to her usual cheery self in the […]

Hissyfit #4756

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

Ever had one of those days where the builders manage to coat every single surface in your house with sanding dust, including within the closed door rooms at the opposite end of the house to where work is being done? Dust that at first appearance doesn’t seem to be there until you run your finger […]

Going bogue

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

As in vogue, but with a b.
Yep, today I am one ofthose mothers, you know, the shouty/cranky/westie type. The situation is not helped by the fact that A herself has morphed into a feral cheryl since turning three, registering an 11 out of ten on the whining and tantrum richter scale.
A typical example:
Push me […]

The best excuse ever….

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

…for not doing housework is the fact that there is crap absolutely everywhere. Who’d have thought that one simple wall removal would create so much mess?*
The fun part is that I have to wake E up soon to go and pick up A and have them both here for the dinner and bath thing before […]

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