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Meaningful or meaningless?

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

Hi there? How’s things? Nice weather we’re having…. Um. So I’ve been a whole lot of nutcase a little bit craazzy of late.  I’d blame the French, except they’re not the ones still waking me up for a feed once or twice a night now that they are in their own room. No names mentioned, [...]

Testing…one..doo..Memo to clothing manufacturers: builder’s cleavage is not appropriate for a threenager

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

What the hell is it with little girls’ clothing? I am sick to death of the fact that all pants and undies from the usual big chain department stores are hipster style, and no matter how big they are A’s little bottom keeps peeping out of the top.  She’s not in the least bit comfortable, [...]

Not laughing, crying.

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

First there was A’s ear infection. Then HFM for E and me. This was followed by another week of shocking sleep as E and I developed post lurgy snotty head colds. I’ve just returned from the doctor as I have the beginnings of another bout of mastitis. Now A is complaining that her ear is [...]

There goes my crack at immortality

Sunday, May 18th, 2008

I discovered my first two grey hairs this morning. As I frantically ripped the little fuckers from my head it occurred to me that I have no idea how long they have been there, or how many others there are that I just can’t see with my obviously age related failing eyesight. Which leads me [...]

Assvice for a fellow cafe patron

Friday, May 16th, 2008

I am not here to babysit your child while you drink your coffee and chat leisurely with your girlfriend. It may have escaped your attention but I am juggling two kids solo and I do not appreciate your snotty nosed little treasure’s repeated and shriek filled attempts to grab my littlest one’s toy phone. The [...]

And we’re off again..

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Let’s get the unpleasantries out of the way first: Thanks to the fucktard who ran into our parked car yesterday and left without the having the common decency to provide a note with your details because we weren’t there at that time. It’s always heartening to know that selfish assholes such as yourself would prefer [...]

I. Just. Don’t. Get. It.

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

I am sitting here trying and failing to get my inbox under control. Aside from the usual several zillion forwarded emails (you people already know how much i hate that shit) there are several invites from friends, both real life and inside the ‘puter, to join Facebook. FUCK OFF!!! Thanks, but no thanks. Privacy issues [...]

Can’t blog, must tidy

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

Need some sense of space and order. Clean lines= calm mood = much better behaved Mummy…right? RIGHT? Sigh. Somebody around here has ordered a large serve of PMS with extra severe mood swings and I’m bloody well not happy about it. (I hope disposable nappy bags and breast pads aren’t too toxic because E has [...]

E the connoisseur (another fine parenting example)

Monday, April 7th, 2008

E managed to consume a small quantity of Dettol waterless handwash just before bed last night. How she even managed to obtain the offending pump still amazes me because it involved real climbing skill. Of course it had absolutely nothing to do with a lapse in supervision while I was attending to A’s ablutions. I [...]

Stating the obvious

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Apologies in advance for the non witty and poorly written post. But. But. I’m going to start with the positives: E does high fives and can now perch up  on her knees as she plays and reaches for toys, a key precusror to pulling to a stand.. A has started to draw pictures you can [...]

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