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There goes my crack at immortality

Sunday, May 18th, 2008

I discovered my first two grey hairs this morning.
As I frantically ripped the little fuckers from my head it occurred to me that I have no idea how long they have been there, or how many others there are that I just can’t see with my obviously age related failing eyesight.
Which leads me to one [...]

Assvice for a fellow cafe patron

Friday, May 16th, 2008

I am not here to babysit your child while you drink your coffee and chat leisurely with your girlfriend. It may have escaped your attention but I am juggling two kids solo and I do not appreciate your snotty nosed little treasure’s repeated and shriek filled attempts to grab my littlest one’s toy phone. [...]

And we’re off again..

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Let’s get the unpleasantries out of the way first:
Thanks to the fucktard who ran into our parked car yesterday and left without the having the common decency to provide a note with your details because we weren’t there at that time. It’s always heartening to know that selfish assholes such as yourself would prefer [...]

I. Just. Don’t. Get. It.

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

I am sitting here trying and failing to get my inbox under control. Aside from the usual several zillion forwarded emails (you people already know how much i hate that shit) there are several invites from friends, both real life and inside the ‘puter, to join Facebook.
FUCK OFF!!! Thanks, but no thanks.
Privacy issues aside, I [...]

Can’t blog, must tidy

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

Need some sense of space and order.
Clean lines= calm mood = much better behaved Mummy…right?
RIGHT?
Sigh. Somebody around here has ordered a large serve of PMS with extra severe mood swings and I’m bloody well not happy about it.
(I hope disposable nappy bags and breast pads aren’t too toxic because E has attempted to sample both [...]

E the connoisseur (another fine parenting example)

Monday, April 7th, 2008

E managed to consume a small quantity of Dettol waterless handwash just before bed last night. How she even managed to obtain the offending pump still amazes me because it involved real climbing skill. Of course it had absolutely nothing to do with a lapse in supervision while I was attending to A’s [...]

Stating the obvious

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Apologies in advance for the non witty and poorly written post. But.
But.
I’m going to start with the positives: E does high fives and can now perch up  on her knees as she plays and reaches for toys, a key precusror to pulling to a stand.. A has started to draw pictures you can actually recognise [...]

Anarchy chez hissychick, rhinovirus style

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

It is lurgy central here at chez hissychick, with A, E and I succumbing to colds of the extremely snotty nosed variety. We’ve all dealt with it in our own way:

A being A was happy to while away an entire day watching episodes of Playschool, and was back to her usual cheery self in the [...]

Hissyfit #4756

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

Ever had one of those days where the builders manage to coat every single surface in your house with sanding dust, including within the closed door rooms at the opposite end of the house to where work is being done? Dust that at first appearance doesn’t seem to be there until you run your finger [...]

Going bogue

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

As in vogue, but with a b.
Yep, today I am one ofthose mothers, you know, the shouty/cranky/westie type. The situation is not helped by the fact that A herself has morphed into a feral cheryl since turning three, registering an 11 out of ten on the whining and tantrum richter scale.
A typical example:
Push me [...]

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