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Damaged goods

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

Our lovely new floors already have a mighty big scratch and dent in a spot right in front of the TV where, last night, I threw and smashed a plate in sheer frustration, anger, and sadness. And then followed through with a sobbing fit that the entire street could hear.
Don’t get me wrong, I am […]

Time out. Again.

Monday, November 17th, 2008

Hello internerds.
I have nothing of note to post and am in a very hissy mood because E, although mostly and slowly recovered, has decided to scream blue murder if she is placed in a cot to sleep anytime between 6 am and 8pm. I in turn have been spending a large proportion of these hours […]

Not doing sick very well

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

Tell me people, whatever happened to the good old fashioned 24 hour stomach bug?   E is still sick. She has lost so much weight and has so little energy from this stupid illness and the lack of sleep that has accompanied it (daytime sleep even though I am waking one to two hourly in the […]

Meaningful or meaningless?

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

Hi there? How’s things? Nice weather we’re having….
Um.
So I’ve been a whole lot of nutcase a little bit craazzy of late.  I’d blame the French, except they’re not the ones still waking me up for a feed once or twice a night now that they are in their own room. No names mentioned, miss E […]

Testing…one..doo..Memo to clothing manufacturers: builder’s cleavage is not appropriate for a threenager

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

What the hell is it with little girls’ clothing? I am sick to death of the fact that all pants and undies from the usual big chain department stores are hipster style, and no matter how big they are A’s little bottom keeps peeping out of the top.  She’s not in the least bit comfortable, […]

Not laughing, crying.

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

First there was A’s ear infection. Then HFM for E and me. This was followed by another week of shocking sleep as E and I developed post lurgy snotty head colds.
I’ve just returned from the doctor as I have the beginnings of another bout of mastitis. Now A is complaining that her ear is […]

There goes my crack at immortality

Sunday, May 18th, 2008

I discovered my first two grey hairs this morning.
As I frantically ripped the little fuckers from my head it occurred to me that I have no idea how long they have been there, or how many others there are that I just can’t see with my obviously age related failing eyesight.
Which leads me to one […]

Assvice for a fellow cafe patron

Friday, May 16th, 2008

I am not here to babysit your child while you drink your coffee and chat leisurely with your girlfriend. It may have escaped your attention but I am juggling two kids solo and I do not appreciate your snotty nosed little treasure’s repeated and shriek filled attempts to grab my littlest one’s toy phone. […]

And we’re off again..

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Let’s get the unpleasantries out of the way first:
Thanks to the fucktard who ran into our parked car yesterday and left without the having the common decency to provide a note with your details because we weren’t there at that time. It’s always heartening to know that selfish assholes such as yourself would prefer […]

I. Just. Don’t. Get. It.

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

I am sitting here trying and failing to get my inbox under control. Aside from the usual several zillion forwarded emails (you people already know how much i hate that shit) there are several invites from friends, both real life and inside the ‘puter, to join Facebook.
FUCK OFF!!! Thanks, but no thanks.
Privacy issues aside, I […]

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