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Thursday, September 25th, 2008Mr hissychick, as transformed by miss A. Jewels from dress up box collection, rubber snake (unfortunately out of shot) from expedition to Featherdale Wildlife Park, eyebrow ring model’s own:
Ok, I’ll admit it. They do take after me.
Monday, September 22nd, 2008
Seventh heaven
Monday, September 15th, 2008Seven years ago today mr hissychick and I became contractually obliged to love each other. And so far neither of us have sued for breach of promise! Happy anniversary love of my life, my best friend and wonderful father of our two children. Here’s to many more magical years together. Hopefully this evening will be [...]
We’ve got ourselves a scarily smart one
Monday, September 8th, 2008Two comments of note from miss A this week, she who is all of three years and seven months old: I can’t see my eyes, but I can see out of my eyes. You too Mummy, you can see out of your eyes but you can’t see your eyes….except in the mirror. Me too! Some [...]
Meaningful or meaningless?
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008Hi there? How’s things? Nice weather we’re having…. Um. So I’ve been a whole lot of nutcase a little bit craazzy of late. I’d blame the French, except they’re not the ones still waking me up for a feed once or twice a night now that they are in their own room. No names mentioned, [...]
Postcards from the edge
Friday, August 8th, 2008To whom it may concern at Huggies Inc, I have lined your pockets with many dollars over the past three and a half years, initially because of the fact that the scary plasti-chemical combo you include in your nappies is the only one not to give my oldest daughter nappy rash. So please tell me [...]
The eye has it
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008That little heart sticker that I tried to remove from A’s eye yesterday has magically reappeared and we have not been able to extract it from its cosy little position beneath her bottom eyelid. So mr hissychick has just taken our little punk chick to the GP after hours clinic attached to the nearest metropolitan [...]
Priceless
Friday, July 11th, 2008Early morning. A polite knock on the bedroom door. A: Good morning Mummy can I come in? Me: Sure darling, and good morning to you too. A: (accepts and returns my kiss but then pushes straight past me to the object of her affection): Morning E. It’s breakfast time. E (whole [...]
Three years five months
Friday, July 4th, 2008You talk and discuss and muse aloud, using words such as interested, dangerous and probiotic in their appropriate contexts with consummate ease. You have so many funny sayings and philosophical questions, as I have faithfully recorded so many times on this blog. You can dress yourself from head to toe, patiently threading the straps of [...]
“When I grow up, I’m going to get an earring in my tongue”
Thursday, May 8th, 2008Yes, A uttered those words to me upon spying a picture of a tongue pierced girl at the dental clinic this morning. And I couldn’t even say no seeing as her father only got rid of his in the last year. Other gems from today include: “If you’re naughty Daddy I will bite you on [...]
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