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Can’t blog, must tidy

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

Need some sense of space and order.
Clean lines= calm mood = much better behaved Mummy…right?
RIGHT?
Sigh. Somebody around here has ordered a large serve of PMS with extra severe mood swings and I’m bloody well not happy about it.
(I hope disposable nappy bags and breast pads aren’t too toxic because E has attempted to sample both […]

Just when you thought it was safe. And stuff.

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

Yes dear internets, I am baaaaccckk.
My mini blogging break* is over, and I am hoping that I am now sufficiently clear of mind to recommence blogging with gusto, eloquence, wit and vigour.
I’ll stop laughing when you do.
Anyway, a good fun and chocolately Easter was had by mr and mrs and the little hissychicks.  Both A […]

Taking a mini break

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

Dear internets, I am going to take a mini break from posting* but I’ll be back next week.  I need to ignore the fact that I am turning 32 on Saturday spend some quality time with my family over the Easter break stressing myself stupid over E’s refusal to breastfeed after her first morning feed […]

(Non) domestic goddess

Monday, March 10th, 2008

The Anzac biscuits that A and I baked today may not actually have the look or even proper consistency of correctly prepared home baked goodies. But dammit, even doughy goo can be so moreish.
You guessed it folks, I have nothing profound to say. So I won’t.
I’m off to google “My almost nine month old is […]

Next on my list is a Pulitzer

Friday, March 7th, 2008

Remember, dear people inside the computer, how I mentioned in passing that I am a published author? Today is as good a time to share with you the highlights from my career to date.
My first published piece earned me $5, a princely sum when you are eleven years old. I earned this […]

Why I blog

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

As I said earlier, I’ve been tagged by the lovely and talented Averil and my task is to explain why I blog. Apparently I am to provide you with three reasons as to why I choose to inflict my often inane drivel on you people inside the computer.
Hmm. Allow me to pause and […]

Inspiration at last

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

I have been tagged by the lovely and talented Averil to explain why I blog.
I’ll be back later with the appropriate post, right now the time sucking parasites little treasures known as my darling daughters require my undivided attention. Again.

Blogger’s block

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

I am currently in the grips of a good old fashioned case of writer’s block, brought about by yet another non domestic goddess freakout and some other hurtful things that I don’t wish to discuss right here and now.
So I need you, dear internets, to provide me with some inspiration. What would YOU like […]

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