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Not that you needed to know

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

Everything is not fucking fine.
Let’s leave it at that shall we?

The correct answer was E: purple monkey dishwasher

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

I was somewhat intrigued but not surprised by the comments that you left for my last post*.
When I first started this blog it served merely as an online diary, a place of catharsis where I could blab about the trials and tribulations of infertility, something I did not wish to share with the real world […]

Pop quiz

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

You are awaiting your latest fix of she who is hissychick. Pick your preferred post topic and style from the following:
A: A short snappy post about something ludicrously funny from the world of parenting a threenager and a toddler, that may or may not include quotes from eldest daughter and/or photos of both girls  which […]

Postcards from the edge

Friday, August 8th, 2008

To whom it may concern at Huggies Inc,
I have lined your pockets with many dollars over the past three and a half years, initially because of the fact that the scary plasti-chemical combo you include in your nappies is the only one not to give my oldest daughter nappy rash.
So please tell me why my […]

What’s in a name?

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

Seeing as toddlerdaddy was the first to slip up I may as well formally introduce you-by first names- to the hissychick clan.  So listen up peoples, as I may (or may not) only say this once:
Me= Emily, mostly known as Em.
Mr hissychick= James, the Jimbob and other assorted nicknames that I won’t print here.
A= Abigail, […]

Frustrated Inc.

Friday, July 25th, 2008

Many of the world’s great writers have been inspired by the darker human emotions, and written pieces of breathtaking beauty and complexity when the black clouds of depression or the hot fires of anger have threatened to overwhelm them.
I just become a rather shitty writer of trite nonsense, with far too much inane whining replacing […]

Time out

Friday, June 27th, 2008

All the usual signs are there:

The bogan non parenting
The lack of interest in anything.
The irritation at the monotony of it all.
The lack of motivation to start, let alone finish any of the number of little projects that I could work on.

I’ve been given my warnings, I’ve counted to three. It’s time for this hissychick to […]

Meh

Sunday, May 4th, 2008

Was all set to give you all the full story behind mr hissychick’s somewhat oblique fish related comments…until E decided it was her turn to interrupt her parent’s meagre ration of child free evening time. Again.
Between E’s recent refusals to bed down for the night, sometimes alone but mostly tag teaming with, A, both girls […]

Can’t blog, must tidy

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

Need some sense of space and order.
Clean lines= calm mood = much better behaved Mummy…right?
RIGHT?
Sigh. Somebody around here has ordered a large serve of PMS with extra severe mood swings and I’m bloody well not happy about it.
(I hope disposable nappy bags and breast pads aren’t too toxic because E has attempted to sample both […]

Just when you thought it was safe. And stuff.

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

Yes dear internets, I am baaaaccckk.
My mini blogging break* is over, and I am hoping that I am now sufficiently clear of mind to recommence blogging with gusto, eloquence, wit and vigour.
I’ll stop laughing when you do.
Anyway, a good fun and chocolately Easter was had by mr and mrs and the little hissychicks.  Both A […]

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