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Wednesday, March 24th, 2010Immyjim is 12 weeks today…and I turned 34 two days ago: I am so blessed to have my beautiful family…but truth be told I am a little lost right now. It’s time for hissychick to re emerge but I’m not sure how or where to start. And that is/was my birthday wish….
Time out. Again.
Monday, November 17th, 2008Hello internerds. I have nothing of note to post and am in a very hissy mood because E, although mostly and slowly recovered, has decided to scream blue murder if she is placed in a cot to sleep anytime between 6 am and 8pm. I in turn have been spending a large proportion of these [...]
Meaningful or meaningless?
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008Hi there? How’s things? Nice weather we’re having…. Um. So I’ve been a whole lot of nutcase a little bit craazzy of late. I’d blame the French, except they’re not the ones still waking me up for a feed once or twice a night now that they are in their own room. No names mentioned, [...]
Not that you needed to know
Wednesday, August 27th, 2008Everything is not fucking fine. Let’s leave it at that shall we?
The correct answer was E: purple monkey dishwasher
Friday, August 22nd, 2008I was somewhat intrigued but not surprised by the comments that you left for my last post*. When I first started this blog it served merely as an online diary, a place of catharsis where I could blab about the trials and tribulations of infertility, something I did not wish to share with the real [...]
Pop quiz
Wednesday, August 20th, 2008You are awaiting your latest fix of she who is hissychick. Pick your preferred post topic and style from the following: A: A short snappy post about something ludicrously funny from the world of parenting a threenager and a toddler, that may or may not include quotes from eldest daughter and/or photos of both girls [...]
Postcards from the edge
Friday, August 8th, 2008To whom it may concern at Huggies Inc, I have lined your pockets with many dollars over the past three and a half years, initially because of the fact that the scary plasti-chemical combo you include in your nappies is the only one not to give my oldest daughter nappy rash. So please tell me [...]
What’s in a name?
Thursday, August 7th, 2008Seeing as toddlerdaddy was the first to slip up I may as well formally introduce you-by first names- to the hissychick clan. So listen up peoples, as I may (or may not) only say this once: Me= Emily, mostly known as Em. Mr hissychick= James, the Jimbob and other assorted nicknames that I won’t print [...]
Frustrated Inc.
Friday, July 25th, 2008Many of the world’s great writers have been inspired by the darker human emotions, and written pieces of breathtaking beauty and complexity when the black clouds of depression or the hot fires of anger have threatened to overwhelm them. I just become a rather shitty writer of trite nonsense, with far too much inane whining [...]
Time out
Friday, June 27th, 2008All the usual signs are there: The bogan non parenting The lack of interest in anything. The irritation at the monotony of it all. The lack of motivation to start, let alone finish any of the number of little projects that I could work on. I’ve been given my warnings, I’ve counted to three. It’s [...]
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