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Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

The number of weeks pregnant that I am, give or take a day or two
Also happens to be the number of times I have vomited today. And counting.

Hoping my first* OB’s appointment on Friday will bring some relief (ideally in a pharmaceutical form), because right now I’m not feeling all that fresh and happy lala [...]

What to expect when you’re expecting #3, part one

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

Exactly what is the appropriate protocol for vomiting directly into the toilet for the third time that day, the four year old providing running commentary (“Eww Mummy, you’re too noisy…why is the baby in your tummy making you so sick? It’s disgusting“) while the almost two year old tantrums at your feet, her fragile mood [...]

Oh joy

Monday, May 25th, 2009

Forgive me, dear internets, for my slackening pace when it comes to the posts.  I’d almost love to be able to say that this is because I have been succumbing to early pregnancy nausea and fatigue…but it’s because you smell.
Well it’s only partly that.
I have been dealing with ‘just a virus’ for over a week [...]

Not sure I’ll be shopping at our local Coles again anytime soon

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

I had my first out of body experience in our local supermarket today, so acute was my embarrassment at what A said and did in front of an ill prepared mummy audience.
(Pausing to take a gulp of wine)
My four year old…she….oh…she….
(Another swig of sweet alcoholic relief)
…ok let me brace myself and paint the scene for [...]

And so it continues

Saturday, April 4th, 2009

Am currently dealing with the spew crusted towels and sheets from E’s 3 am vomit fest
And it is raining, and I have a backlog of of washing thhhhissssssssssssss big
Suffice to say all attempts to cut down on electricity usage after last quarter’s monster bill are out the window
Which is really rather funny for those of [...]

You may never hear from him again

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

It’s been a long week, one that has seen A spend two nights in hospital with a mystery virus (we’re talking an almost 40 degree fever that did not come down for sixteen hours)and from which she has bounced back to her farking four self of late.  Today’s highlight was  having I hate you and [...]

Dumped

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

No I haven’t abandoned you dear friends inside the computer, I’ve just been spending a lot of my time in the toilet thanks to the gastro bug that snuck up on me during our Melbourne trip (round #1: The Vomiting), teased me through my two days of work (Round #2: the fatiguing), king hit me [...]

Out damned spot(s)

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

My face and shoulders are blooming, albeit not in a very attractive way.  My old nemesis, acne vulgaris, has suddenly descended in a pustacular fashion, and I am none too pleased about it.
I am thirty two, for dog’s sake, far too old for this teenage shit.
An anti-androgenic pill is obviously out for now, seeing as [...]

Crotch vomit

Monday, November 10th, 2008

Mr hissychick has a new and charming nickname for me, and it is the title of this post.  Add this new moniker to the facial hair that he is sporting in support of Movember and he has just guaranteed that he will not get any action for quite some time yet.
I’ve worn several episodes of [...]

Having a barf

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

Today us hillfolk ventured down to Lollipops Playland with a group of friends and had a great time.  Our mother’s group Mums and Dads got a chance to catch up while our threenagers raced around together, gleefully burning up energy and practically fizzing with sugar enhanced excitement. I also spent a lot of time fielding [...]

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