Ewwwww
Out damned spot(s)
Thursday, December 18th, 2008My face and shoulders are blooming, albeit not in a very attractive way. My old nemesis, acne vulgaris, has suddenly descended in a pustacular fashion, and I am none too pleased about it.
I am thirty two, for dog’s sake, far too old for this teenage shit.
An anti-androgenic pill is obviously out for now, seeing as […]
Crotch vomit
Monday, November 10th, 2008Mr hissychick has a new and charming nickname for me, and it is the title of this post. Add this new moniker to the facial hair that he is sporting in support of Movember and he has just guaranteed that he will not get any action for quite some time yet.
I’ve worn several episodes of […]
Having a barf
Sunday, October 5th, 2008Today us hillfolk ventured down to Lollipops Playland with a group of friends and had a great time. Our mother’s group Mums and Dads got a chance to catch up while our threenagers raced around together, gleefully burning up energy and practically fizzing with sugar enhanced excitement. I also spent a lot of time fielding […]
Hand, foot in and mouth disease
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008
I’ve got it. With said blistery things on my tongue and hands and the little buggers hurt.
For the love of dog, I’m unclean, no thanks to the little treasures in my life and the germs that accompany them. Good thing they’re mostly adorable, or they’d be listed on ebay by now.
Please don’t […]