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The prodigal blogger
By hissychick | November 20, 2009
Hi there, remember me?
I know, I know, I have not been the bestest blogger of late. It’s just that I don’t do the third trimester well.
More specifically, I don’t do the sleep deprivation from flailing around in bed like a beached whale coupled with mood swings from massive hormonal surges at all.
I have been a total bogan fishwife mother of late…and the main target of my less than desirable parenting by screeching approach has been miss A. I am not trying to excuse myself, but let’s just say a totally bored and ready for school intelligent daughter with a sassy mouth combined with a less than patient equally hot headed mother is as explosive as…I don’t know…a nuclear warhead. I do not exaggerate.
Miss E has learned quickly to escape my wrath by continuing to emanate the kind of adorableness that will see her exonerated from charges relating to burning down the school, even as she stands there lit match in hand.
Bertramina is not forgotten in all of this, continuing to grow and kick and stretch and hiccup, hands up around her face as if to ward off the chaotic world she will soon enter. It is frightening to think that in around five or six weeks there will be another little person joining the hissychick family.
Guess that means I should, um, actually start washing clothes, packing hospital bags and organising a place for her to sleep, instead of buying yet another new pram and having to list several others on ebay.
Told you I was nuts.
Enough of the crazy lady rambling. Here is a belly, bits and all shot from last week to distract you from the crappy writing.
Off I go. This hastily snatched blogging time has come at the cost of a poo filled nappy to change and newspapers strewn across my entire loungeroom. And no neither of those was me. This time.
Topics: B to the busy, Going bogue, Mummy's little monsters, a bit of fluff, hissyfit, moody blues, what to expect when you're expecting #3 | 8 Comments »
You look fabulous!
Posted by: Kirsten on November 20th, 2009 at 3:28 pmWell hello there you!
Looking mighty fine despite those raging hormones!Urgh, hormones totally suck when they’re out of control. Hope things settle down and you get to enjoy these last few weeks.
xxx Em
Posted by: Em on November 20th, 2009 at 7:31 pmThe photo looks like you are taking it through the eyes of the entracnce to an underground platform, but by goddess woman, you are a beautiful pregnant lady. Who makes me laugh and makes me clucky all at once. xx
Lucy’s last blog post..F*** Diets!
Posted by: Lucy on November 20th, 2009 at 7:50 pmWell aren’t you cute!
I have a Miss A as well. The screeching hasn’t stopped, but she has apparently forgiven me. Looking forward to meeting MS Bertramina.
Now excuse me while I tend to the hickey under my arm that the Possum just gave me :S
Jenn’s last blog post..Monkey Business
Posted by: Jenn on November 21st, 2009 at 11:14 amYou look pretty freaking amazing for a 3rd trimester exhausted Mama.
Nice to hear from you again.
Melissa’s last blog post..John Keats to Fanny Brawne
Posted by: Melissa on November 24th, 2009 at 7:57 amThankyou all for not pointing and laughing at the scary fat chick LOL
Posted by: hissychick on November 24th, 2009 at 10:21 amYou don’t look big for some one going to ‘explode’ in 6 weeks!!!
Yeah…..time to wash the clothings and pack your bags. Hope Miss A and E don’t mess it up after you do!
Take good care. Catch snippets on your Facebook!
Ann’s last blog post..Stolen Car
Posted by: Ann on November 24th, 2009 at 3:19 pmI missed you.
Posted by: Simone on November 25th, 2009 at 11:13 pm