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What to expect when you’re expecting #3, part one
By hissychick | June 4, 2009
Exactly what is the appropriate protocol for vomiting directly into the toilet for the third time that day, the four year old providing running commentary (“Eww Mummy, you’re too noisy…why is the baby in your tummy making you so sick? It’s disgusting“) while the almost two year old tantrums at your feet, her fragile mood exacerbated by the lack of sleep forty eight hours into the latest episode of 39 plus degree temps double ear infection no sleep for all?
I’d like see a fat chick book that deals with that.
Off I go to worship the porcelain god again….
Topics: Ewwwww, Unexpecting, what to expect when you're expecting #3 | 6 Comments »
The protocol is to have the four year old hold your hair back and the two year old to hold the toilet paper for you.
Lord they have to be of some use while you vomit and someone has to get pleasure out of it.
Lets make it a family bonding and learning experience. Get Mr.Hissy in on it too- he can clean the toilet after it is over!
Posted by: Simone on June 5th, 2009 at 10:38 amOh dear. I don’t know too much about that protocol sweety, my specialty area is smashing your face into a brick wall @ 32 weeks pregnant. You want to know what pain killers are safe in pregnancy; I’m your girl!
I hope you’re feeling better!! You could turn it into some sort of game…? “Oooh gee, whose turn is it to wipe mummys face and flush the loo?!!!”
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Posted by: Shel on June 6th, 2009 at 6:52 amOh, I can imagine the four year old badgering for an answer when you can’t even focus on what convulsion your body is putting you through, and with the two year old like a little koala wrapped at your leg.
Hope you’ll have more days that are less stressful.
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Posted by: Moomykin on June 8th, 2009 at 10:41 amOh…maybe I will put off my 2nd for a while! hahahaha…..give the 4 year old the TV remote and the 2 year old a swag! (if only!)
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Posted by: Ann on June 8th, 2009 at 4:25 pmLOL everyone, there’s a little bit of everything you’ve described involved in my several times daily dashes to the loo.
And Shel….ooowwwwwwwwwwwwww…….
Posted by: hissychick on June 8th, 2009 at 8:02 pmHugs
xxx
Posted by: Em on June 9th, 2009 at 11:06 pm