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Friday night funny. Not.
By hissychick | October 31, 2008
Want to hear the one about the defiant threenager who, upon being told that the coins she has been saving for a trip into the city to visit Daddy at work have been put away in a safe place because:
a) she had been putting them in her mouth because it’s so funny to see your mother freak and tell you that it’s both dangerous and dirty to do that and
b) so that her younger sister doesn’t accidentally swallow them (even though said sister always hands small objects over with a ‘ta’ when she finds them in her horizontal and vertical travels around the house)
then actually climbs up, gets them down, puts one coin in her mouth and lo and behold, accidentally swallows it?
Yeah it’s been an absolute treat here chez hissychick tonight.
Thankfully I have just received an SMS from mr hissychick, who has been with A in the emergency department of the nearest hospital for the last three hours, and it has the best punchline ever: “I have just been thrown up on. A has a new lucky coin.”
Now they have to wait to do an xray to double check that said coin was the only one and then they can head home. I’m off to bed because with such a late night tomorrow is going to be a long day.
This is the shite they should include in antenatal classes rather than all that birth palaver.
Topics: Threenager alert, shitscared |
“This is the shite they should include in antenatal classes rather than all that birth palaver.”
What and take away the airy fairy dream cuddly baby without that sleeps and never shits scenario out of our minds?
That would put them out of business
Posted by: Simone on November 1st, 2008 at 1:08 amThe Monkey swallowed a $2 coin last week. She was breathing fine so I decided to just let it pass *blush*
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Posted by: “I was just pretending to be a money box” at hissychick on November 2nd, 2008 at 9:49 amOh….the antics of your kids! Really funny not.
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