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By hissychick | September 28, 2008

Yes, it’s officially time for all the annoying biddies to crawl out of the woodwork to remind me that if she can ask for it she shouldn’t be having it.

Miss E has discovered the joy of clearly enunciating the b word, and is thrilled when I happily oblige. It’s not often nowadays, usually just at nap and bed time, if she wakes in the night and sometimes to start the day.  As an added bonus she will usually finish up her comfort sucking when I ask her to pop off.

If only she was so compliant at other times and in other matters. It is not a good look having to drop your bags and chase your toddler before she escapes through the door of the local Target, your as yet unpaid for goods in her hot little hands.   The excitement of noticing and exclaiming “Door-uh!” followed by “Teddy!” as a certain little pixie charged out of the exit and towards a nearby window filled with said cuddly creatures was a source of much amusement to all nearby shoppers and shop employees. Not so much me, who was rather embarrassed at the thought of being mother to the world’s youngest shoplifter.

Do you think I can reform her ways by warning her that there’d be no boobie juice in Juvie?

Topics: Boobing on, hi ho E is on the go |

2 Responses to “Boohb”

  1. Pfft not only can the Monkey enunciate Boobs but she has no compunction in telling people that while they may sprout from *my* chest that they are most definitely *her* property. Take THAT old biddies *SHAZAM*

    Yes I may just be in a ridiculously silly mood. Exercise endorphins I’m telling you!

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    Posted by: Jenn on September 28th, 2008 at 10:47 am
  2. Max asks for it too,”nan-nan” is his term, and sometimes in restaurants and in shopping malls when he is tired, or had a mishap and needs either some comfort sucking or when he is ready to sleep despite all the excitement around.

    It also happens in his sleep when he is dreaming and will cry and call out “nan-nan, nan-nan!” Not even a “Mommy”, mind you. Just “nan-nan.”

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    Posted by: Moomykin on October 3rd, 2008 at 4:43 pm

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