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Pop quiz
By hissychick | August 20, 2008
You are awaiting your latest fix of she who is hissychick. Pick your preferred post topic and style from the following:
A: A short snappy post about something ludicrously funny from the world of parenting a threenager and a toddler, that may or may not include quotes from eldest daughter and/or photos of both girls which may ruin any future political aspirations they may hold, or at least be a source of great amusement at their respective 21sts;
B: A well thought out and tenderly written milestone post, reflecting on the latest achievements of either or both girls- including sentimental ponderings about the fact that the last baby in this household (probably) is now in her own room- and revealing yet again that ms hissychick has a rather tender Hallmark side;
C: A bluntly honest post in which a still sickly hissychick whines about how she has completely dropped the bundle due to ongoing illness and exhaustion, yet again questions her mothering abilities and wants a magical fairy to step in, clean up the dishes, dress the kids who are still in their jarmies and still watching TV at 11 am and make it all better.
D: None of the above. I’m not talking to you ms hissychick because you haven’t been commenting on my blog nor replying to your own comments, you slack tart you.
It’s over to you to decide. And I’m talking to you! yes! you! look at me! i need your attention! look at me! look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee………………..
Topics: Unclean, a bit of fluff, hello i'm boring |
Style A.
Style B doesn’t seem to suit you! And so if I choose that, that may mean lessor posts from you.
Style C is a no-no. Choosing that would mean having you to always see things from the exasperated, stressful side of mothering.
Then again…maybe Style D!! hahaha…
Have a good day you!
Ann’s last blog post..One moment in time….shall it be two?
Posted by: Ann on August 20th, 2008 at 2:00 amA.
Posted by: Cyntech on August 20th, 2008 at 3:35 amCyntech’s last blog post..One moment you’re feeding them, the next they’re feeding themselves.
I like surprises. I like the fact that you are all of the above. We are not writing these blogs to please a publisher of a specific type of reader who will buy our blogs and make us all the next JK Rowlings rich like mothers (although hey- I wouldn’t knowck it back)
Whatever mood takes you when you want to blog is OK with me
Posted by: Simone on August 20th, 2008 at 3:37 amIs there an “E. A, B,and C”?
Moomykin’s last blog post..A Little More-Active Mom
Posted by: Moomykin on August 20th, 2008 at 8:46 pmA…give me an A!!!
I need my fix of Hissychick Humour!!!
xx Em
Posted by: Em on August 21st, 2008 at 1:55 am[…] *Simone and Kathie best understood where I was coming from. […]
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