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By hissychick | June 24, 2008
Mr hissychick is currently a bit pouty. The reason? My mosaic, wherein I revealed my latest celebrity crush to be Jemaine and Bret from Flight of the Conchords.
The fact that I have a crush on two rather funny blokes should come as no surprise to all of you inside the computer. It’s fairly obvious that mr hissychick himself is a very amusing bugger, so it should be very clear that an intelligent sense of humour is one of the most important qualities that I look for in a man. I mean looked for of course (kiss kiss darling husband).
It wasn’t always the case. Two exceptions come to mind. The drug fucked abusive moron ex fling whose second greatest crime was being blonde -both literally and figuratively- and the ex boyfriend before mr hissychick himself. The one who was younger and very good looking but without that all important sense of humour. And the joke ended up being on him, as was so painfully obvious to the viewing audience of the reality TV show that he starred in. The name of which I may just reveal to you all if I ever find myself posting after a few wines.
Back to celebrity crushes.
For my mosaic I could have picked George Clooney (intelligent, great actor, some impressive film choices, so very funny in interviews, looks improving with age). Or John Mayer, who is rather cute in that all important dark and handsome way, quite a talented muso even if you find his music a little too sappy (I don’t), a hit with the ladies and a very funny bloke to boot. The latter point being the one that drives mr hissychick crazy, because he can’t stand the music and I’ve dragged him to two John Mayer concerts to date. Yet he still has to concede that John Mayer is funny in precisely the way that appeals to his wife and also makes him laugh too. As evidenced by this clip.
However I went for the Conchords boys this time as they are my latest thing, fickle chick that I am. For those of you that aren’t familiar with their TV show*, here’s a link to bring you up to speed. And here is one of my favourite songs of theirs, and the reason why mr hissychick doesn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
It doesn’t matter either way honey, just keep your socks on when it counts.
Now it’s your turn dear internets. Who is your current celebrity crush and why?
*A note to Australian commercial television station Ten: boo hiss to you putting the boys on so late on a Sunday night, and then running so far over schedule with that pathetic dross Big Brother that our Foxtel iQ box stops recording Flight of the Conchords halfway through an episode. I never thought I would say this but I’m so glad that mr hissychick insists on pay television.
Topics: a bit of fluff |
I apologise for the potential mispeliings.
Below are/were who I had “crushes” on, simply because they are hot.
- Alison Brahe
- Megan Gale
- A. Jolie (sometimes)
- That brunette model from Sale of the Century (yes, that long ago)
- That tall blonde in that morning aerobics show on Ten
- Tennis player Sabatini
- Tennis player Sharapova
- Tennis player Ivanovich
- Jessica Alba
The following because they are not only hot:
- Jodie Foster
.. gees, I gotta read up more of the tabloids to find out the goss on what else they are up to (capabilities), and not just perve at their photos…
Like I said, I am shallow like that. Fickle too!
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Posted by: JLow on June 25th, 2008 at 6:35 amOh, you made me grin from ear to ear till my cheeks felt like they were gonna get a cramp!
Sorry I don’t know much of more recent celebs as I have only been watching the Playhouse Disney channel or animal planet with the kids like 90% of the time. The 10% I get to watch some adult movie/ show is with Gadget-daddy and I’m not consistent enough to know the actors’ actress’ names. Opps!
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Posted by: Moomykin on June 25th, 2008 at 4:38 pmI just can’t decide:
Myf Warhurst
Adam Hills
Julia Zemiro
No wait, 2 of them are women. OK so it has to be Adam Hills.
With maybe just a sprinkling of Hamish Blake but only a tiny tiny sprinkling.
But why? Don’t know.
Will check out this whole Conchords thing as soon as I can. I live in the country see, so we don’t get much of this modern commercial TV stuff.
Posted by: pinert on June 26th, 2008 at 8:22 amJLow- I remember Alison Brahe! She used to model for Dolly magazine when I was a teenager and wanted to look just like her.
Kathie- I share your pain about kids TV taking over. That’s why I record everything I like to watch once the kids are in bed. Luckily mr hissychick and I share a common interest in funny quirky TV shows.
Pinert- I have a feeling that you will love love love the Conchords. Get thee an illegal download post haste!
Posted by: hissychick on June 27th, 2008 at 7:08 amI mean a legit download of course. Ahem.
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